Please don’t swear, drink or dance…
July 10, 2008

My dear fellow elect, my heart is heavy today. I hear of some in our fold that has taken to swearing. We know that this is one the most awful sins imaginable. Together with drinking and dancing it is so sinful that even writing the words make me hurt… Deeply…

We are called to better things than this. Let me name a few:

  • Complaining
  • Pointing out the sin of others
  • Looking for Scriptures to show how bad the emergents are
  • Surfing the internet to see who the newest sinners are (Fox News is really good for this)
  • Criticising Purpose Driven Life and that heretic Rick Warren
  • Urging evangelists to stop preaching at conferences where they can catch the Wealth and Faith virus (One of those heretics might get saved. Oh, the horror!)
  • Twisting Rob Bell’s words to prove he is a Hindu mystic
  • Studying execution methods

Be vigilant my fellow elect. The darkness is approaching fast on us.

Will Farel
Burning for the Truth